phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

10 Old Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again
  • 1. Coming to the door to pick someone up.
  • 2. Trying to dress really nicely for a date.
  • 3. Bringing flowers or other tokens of affection to the first date.
  • 4. Going dancing that’s not grinding on a grimy club floor.
  • 5. Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it “hanging out.”
  • 6. Additionally, being clear about when you’re “going steady.”
  • 7. Romantic gestures like writing poems.
  • 8. Turning electronics off and just being with one another.
  • 9. The general concept of asking permission for things.
  • 10. Not assuming sex is to be had at any point in time.
  • by Kate Bailey
"If you were in a different body, would you have the same personality?"
— (via suspend)
*unbaes you*

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

fartgallery:

when is this ride going to start

fartgallery:

when is this ride going to start

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.